WHY IN THE HELL ARE GAY MOVIES SO BAD!!!

Let's face it. Gay movies suck canal water. Like bottom feeders (read: catfish) they just suck mud. THE BOYS IN THE BAND, quintessential fag flick; DORIAN BLUES? Great coming of age flick. What about BIG EDEN? Two old faggots finding love? Well, not that old, but middle aged, with middle aged bodies. Great. But I don't even TRY to relate to these twinks in the moderne mode.

FAQS suffers from too much canoodling betwixt the candy, and far less from the gun toting fabulon, DESTINY, who carries a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig gun, helping homeless homos on the run in WEHO, Unfortunately, the trannie scenes are too few, and the B Homos too much. The usual gratutious nudity here, but once the gay basher comes out as a fag, you really wish he would have shot himself.

These fags would be dead in BOYS IN THE BAND. By their own hand.



BIG EDEN is great because the performs are faboo! You gotta love "em! Stage Actors Abound!!!


Dolly Parton cooked up a song for this!!!



The WORST of FAG FILMS?



MAKING LOVE is truly awful. Kate JACKSON?! I mean, for real.

But here is absolutely awesome!!! Steve Buscemi in his breakout role!!!



Starring opposite some guy I slept with in WEHO.

Oh, Dear.

Well, daaaaaaahlings.

I've shared enough.

Tootles!!!